me: “huh this is a surprisingly good AI image”
sees next news article down is his actual McDonalds PR stunt
“…yep, still hate this timeline”Feel sorry for that low wage worker who had to stand so close to him.
Probably thinking about the smell and how he’s got to figure out how to get that Trump smell out of the grease in his clothes.
yeah he’s gonna have to look for a new job now after the health inspector shuts the location down due to fecal contamination
He probably going quit anyway. Hell maybe write and a book get famous. Title it:“The Time I Stood By a President.”
“I don’t get paid enough to deal with this (literal) shit!”
"After Mr. Trump finished watching employees work for the day, he hung his apron up like he was asked to do. But then Mr. Trump helped himself to two fistfuls of cash from the register. When a manager confronted him on the way out, Mr. Trump loudly proclaimed ‘The lunatics from the border - and let me tell you Comrade Kamala is all about just letting these people into the country, millions of them it’s just the worst, she’s the worst VP in all of history - anyway, what I was saying is that the asylums, they pour into this country and we have to get our border under control. They took this money. You need to ask the Lunatic Left why they allow this. But just for your trouble, I’ll donate $5 to you’.
The manager, apparently stunned by this statement, innocently held out his hand to receive the money. Mr. Trump dug into his pocket and pulled out a middle finger and showed it to the manager while laughing. During Mr. Trump’s act of removing his hand quickly from his pocket, at least 10 stolen french fries were reported to be shot out from his pocket and what potentially appeared to be a chicken nugget of some kind. The origin of the nugget is not known, and this may or not be McDonald’s brand chicken, and if it isn’t, Mr. Trump may allegedly have been carrying at least one known chicken nugget in his pants pocket before entering the McDonald’s establishment. It has been repoted that the manager never received the money, and a spokesperson for Mr. Trump has not responded for comment."
Thankfully Mr. Trump has tiny hands, so he was most likely only able to get away with less than $100.
You mean he may have grabbed ten fries.
Ding Fries are done!
Dude, what 😅
Right?
What is he even doing? He’s not serving them because he’s not holding a fry bag. I hope he isn’t salting them, because that’s obviously not a freshly cooked fry basket because there’s not enough fries, so is he just… playing with people’s food?
Has he had the proper safe food handling training to be doing this? Please, can someone ask the local health department to investigate?
Has he had the proper safe food handling training to be doing this?
Make him sit through 8 hours of CBT and pass a certification test!
He does that every time he visits Russia. Every time.
I’m stuck between 😂 at his confused face and 🤢 for the visible stink lines
Would you like an apple pie with that?
Hit me right in the memba berries
It was a better time.
Parents order a happy meal.
Trump passes it through the window while incoherently ranting about Kamala
Child: “Dad, why does my Happy Meal smell like poopy diaper?”
It’s still strikes me as extremely bizarre how tiny his hands are.
he wouldn’t last 10 minutes in an actual shift in an actual mcjob
“you mean poor people make my burgers?!?”
Called it: https://sh.itjust.works/comment/14510573
Hamberder helper
HEY DONNY!!! … we need eight cheese burgers right now!
You forgot my McCovfefe! And why is there a bite in my Hamberder? I need a manager up in this bitch right now!!
Orange Fries Limited Edition
So many captions…
