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Look at men’s bodies! They have prostates capable of being stimulated to climax. God designed men for the magnificent job of bottoming and what could be more beautiful than a man orgasming while getting railed up the ass?
What about the nipples though? WHAT ABOUT THE NIPPLES???
I have nipples Greg, can you milk me?
I can certainly try
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Beautiful!
hard to argue with
When in Rome do as the Romans do, and I do particularly love making hilariously taboo statements that mirror more conventionally acceptable fallacies. In early college I wrote an abortion focused “Modest Proposal” suggesting that men be forced to donate anatomical gifts (blood, skin, organs, etc) to their progeny to equalize the physical labor of men and women in procreation. The increased gravity of such a gift is balanced by the lower liklihood of its necessity (it might in many cases be harder on the body, but the odds a child will need it are much lower). I came at it from every angle and took each part of the argument to its most exaggeratedly ridiculous extent; Swift would’ve been proud. I’ve since lost the text, however.
How’d the professor like it? Sounds like an interesting topic, I’d hope it was a good grade.
It’s been a minute but iirc she was liberal and female so I think it was good. It wasn’t the highlight of wild shit I did though I’m usually the weirdo wherever I go.
Nice
I’m hard, argue with me
After you put your pants back on.
maybe next week.
Tried it, didn’t like it. Guess when my wife says she doesn’t want kids, I’ll just have to listen to her lest she rail me up the ass. Beauty be damned.
Eh, that’s more akin to hacking God’s messy creation that anything else.
What god may call a bug, we call a feature.
Randal Munroe is still my celebrity crush.
you too?
<3
Reminder that just because you don’t have children, doesn’t mean you have to achieve a certain level of career or academia. You’re still valid. I’m still valid…
I’ve done my part to make the world a better place by not having kids, and I’m just cruising along.
Reminder that you don’t have to do anything at all in life, and these who day otherwise are wrong.
In fact I strive to do as little as possible. I only work to pay the bills. If I could luck upon a comfortable enough nest egg I would quit working immediately and just play games the rest of my life (video & board, solo and with friends/family).
Hell, I may end up contributing more to society that way since I enjoy dabbling in video game design but don’t have enough time to actually work towards anything I could release. If I had time, maybe I’d actually create something for a wider audience rather than whatever minor contribution I have at work.
Well, one thing you should do in life is read the text you’ve written and checking for errors.
Do you have a certificate saying that?
I always like to remind people that their ancestors survived as fishermen and farmers and peasants, you aren’t a failure if you don’t become the president or the greatest person in your field or whatever.
I don’t think “valid” is a proper word for someone’s life. You don’t have to be validated by anyone, you don’t own anyone anything. Do what you yourself see fit for this one-time adventure.
And if you do want children and are fulfilled living a life dedicated to making and raising them, you’re also still valid.
In fact, that would be an accomplishment, while simply existing isn’t. But this planet got an overpopulation problem, so if all you wanna do is continue simply and unimportantly existing while also not procreating, I’d say, go ahead.
Look at your body, people! Mouth, stomach, and intestines! God created you to produce shit!
And some of us are blessed with producing more shit than others.
Amen
Look at your bodies, women! An internal inguinal canal less likely to cause a hernia, lower center of gravity, higher body fat, and less body hair for easier cleanup. God created you for spending long hours in the coal mines!
But men’s long ass nosehair makes for natural filters against the dust in the mines! Clearly men are better suited for the mines!
But look at how small and dexterous the children are, able to squeeze and clamber through the tunnels. And look at what they play all day: Minecraft. Clearly the children are best suited, as they yearn for the mines.
And yet it’s the children who yearn for the mines.
Such a genuinely good reductio, I’m stealing this!
Reductio… is that a Harry Potter spell?
Exactly, it’s the fourth forbidden one, it helps with debunking theist views for instance
I can’t see my ovaries or womb. I guess I’ll never know my purpose of serving men and go back to living my life.
A. Username checks out
B. I can help you figure out your purpose serving men! But before you can walk, you must crawl. First, you’re going to learn how to hunt men. Then how to cook men. Once you’ve mastered these two, you will spend months or years learning how to plate men. Finally, serving men. Then you’ll be ready to start your own menstaurant.I would find a menstaurant (nice!) very sexist. I would eat all sexes without discrimination. As long as raised organic and free-range.
… menstaurant.
Of note, this is a different kind of business from a menstruant.
What? You mantruanting?
If it’s good enough, you might even eventually earn a Menchalin Star for quality!
If you CAN, please see a medical professional immediately
It’s always the Devil who tries to convince everyone that he speaks for God.
I’d remove the religious implications and say “it’s always those who are most convinced they have a monopoly on Truth who are most dehumanizing to the out-group”
I like the way I put it. Way easier to put on a bumper sticker.
Yeah but then you don’t get the point of “man in sky and evil guy beneath the ground not real” across
Believe me, I’m all for using religious imagery when it’s appropriate for getting the point across. However, the whole point of OP’s statement is lost if it’s not made clear that religion itself is the primary source of this evil. Otherwise, “It’s always the Devil who tries to convince everyone that he speaks for God,” could just as easily mean “my god is right and yours is the devil.”
Fair point, but using ambiguous religious language to convey the dangers of religion seems a bit open to misinterpretation, imo.
It’s always the religious who ruin everything ever.
FYI If you don’t have any connective tissue between your breasts, ovaries and womb you might have a problem. Your doctor should check you for vitamin deficiency
What a disgusting tweet by the way, it makes me want to throw up
It’s always the people who are most obsessed with us reproducing who also work the hardest to make sure there isn’t any future for our children.
Of course, reproduction without any forethought is one of the things that leads to that lack of future.
I have hands that can turn into fists. Does that mean I was created for hitting things?
This is your logic, woman!
I mean, unironically… from an evolutionary pov, yeah kind of. I don’t know specifics about how hands evolved, but knuckles seem to be shaped a certain way for reasons. I imagine big, boney knuckles was a trait that got successfully passed down due to its usefulness.
I am not an evolutionary biologist, so I could be wrong. Evolution is weird and counterintuitive sometimes.
Hands are fragile, they were created to hold tools. Like a stone. Stones are for hitting, not your poor fragile hands.
If you use a stone, you can still play the piano or paint your favorite landscape afterwards.
Kicking is our natural unarmed attack. Still a last resort compared to throwing rocks or whacking with sticks though. We evolved from ancestors who already used tools to defend themselves.
If you look at how Gorillas kind of walk around on their fists, it definitely makes sense that there’s some evolutionary benefit to the knuckle shape. It doesn’t have to be related to hitting things either. It’s easiest to support yourself with a straight wrist, like if you’re holding a branch, vs putting your palm flat is a lot more stress on your wrist.
Drag has fingers that are just the right size to shove up a huge cloaca. Does this mean drag was created for the purpose of giving handjobs to dragons? Yes, yes it does. And drag is happy with drag’s purpose.
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Another possible housewife and incubator ruined by BIG ACADEMIA.
Serious question.
Are u people advocating for humanity just dying off? Why not have kids? That’s normal::: spoiler spoiler
I think they’re advocating that women can choose for themselves what kind of person to be, and the fact their bodies are capable of gestating new humans doesn’t obligate them to do so.
It’s sort of like how the fact a man’s body may be capable of entertaining others by dressing their penis up in a tiny coat and hat doesn’t mean we should bully an entire gender into making that the purpose of their existence, nor does it mean we’re advocating for a world without sharp dressed dicks.
Let people live their lives based on who they are, not the abilities of their genitals.
Noone has to do anything.
But there seems to be a sustained campaign against having kids.
Imo This is just fighting against the natural way of life.Noone has to do anything.
The original tweet essentially said that all women have a mission from God to use their bodies to make babies. At the very least it’s a value judgment on how women live their lives.
There seems to be a sustained campaign against having kids.
I have never encountered this. There is absolutely a sustained campaign for bodily autonomy, and for the acceptance of people who choose not to reproduce; but I haven’t encountered anyone talking like the original tweet, saying women have a mission from God to not have kids or something.
This is just fighting against the natural way of life.
Here we go again with imposing judgements on people who don’t reproduce. I feel like that’s the bigger ‘sustained campaign’ in this conversation. The natural way of life changes over time, it used to be natural to die young from a bacterial infection, or to have your village sacked by marauders. We don’t need to have the same pressures to keep reproduction high as in the past. Populations are still increasing, but people are out here blaming women for not doing it faster? Just take a breath, it’s going to be okay.
Just FYI, my wife has two masters degrees and still was able to get pregnant, give birth and help raise a child with me afterward. So apparently it is possible for women to have advanced university degrees and have kids.
Incidentally, my mother also has two masters degrees, so apparently that was also possible in the 1970s without the population crashing.
Nobody says it’s impossible.
And my wife has a college degree and has no impetus to work at all.Her sister has masters and doesn’t want to work either .
Riddle me thatYou seem to think suggesting women get advanced degrees means we also think people shouldn’t have babies.
Also, you seem to be making some stupid “women don’t want to work” claim which is just nonsense.
The only question I have - why advocate childlessness? U people seem to be making claims that if woman has kids - she’s automatically a baby factory and a servant.
This is mindbigglingNope. The claim is that the tradwife is the one who thinks that.
Everyone else is saying she’s wrong.
And your stupid “women don’t want to work” implication is still stupid.
Are u denying that not all women at all want to do the day job and then take care of the kids? I’m telling u not every one at all want to do that
What exactly did they say that made you draw this conclusion? I’m so curious
“God created you…”
Ughhh… Find comfort in religion, fine, but let’s not go push your idea of creation and the ramifications of such on others tyvm…
Conservatives are weirdos.
agreed, some progressists as well though
Nothing wrong with being proud of giving birth to a new life. Also nothing wrong with believing that you’re more than that. It becomes a problem when people start forcing their beliefs on others.
Look at your bodies, men! Muscles, dongs, and beards! Prometheus created you to star in a gay porno!
That’s actually why Prometheus gave man fire: the meatballs on the craft services table kept getting cold.
