• Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world
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    23 days ago

    30 years ago: Dude, let the guy in he’s practically asking.

    Now: Dude just leave my food. Sorry man but you know. Peace.

    A little bit after now: You aren’t really gonna report man right? I tipped but dude I can’t do those other buttons man.

  • BennyInc@feddit.org
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    22 days ago

    Reminds me of that standup bit from Milton Jones (I think it was him):

    Anyone here have cats?

    Your house stinks.