When I was a young cat,
my owner took me to the vet. To get me neutered there.
He said, “Cordelia, when you grow up, will you be,
the scratcher of the sofa, the curtains and the sheets?”

Cordeeeeeeliaaaaa

You’re breakin my heart!

You’re shakin’ my confidence dailyyyyyyy

OOOoooohh OooH COrDeEEEELLIA