• ERROR: Earth.exe has crashed@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
    954·
    5 months ago

    L. M. F. A. O.

    Anon is definitely not asian.

    Asian parents would tell you to get you ass to school, even if you have Covid.

    Like my mom doesn’t care if I infect the whole school with covid, as long as I’m not dead, I have to be in school.

    🤦‍♂️

    • latenightnoir@lemmy.world
      311·
      5 months ago

      Did you break your arm just now? - Yes. - Is it the one with which you write? - No. - Going to school!

      Running a fever? - Yes. - How high? - 39.9°C - Yeah, not fatal, going to school!

      Can relate, I’m Balkan…

      • ERROR: Earth.exe has crashed@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
        9·
        5 months ago

        Yea Covid is not a secret weapon unleashed by some government. Its actually the wrath of asian helicopter parents. You’ve angered Confucious, so his spirit was invoked to teach y’all a lesson. Yep thats right. Covid is caused by old spirits. 🫠

    • Eyedust@lemmy.mlEnglish
      8·
      5 months ago

      Also if you had a single mother raising all the kids and working overtime at some factory.

      I’d usually be found at school hugging a bottle of gingerale and periodically power puking in the bathroom when I was really sick.

      Very rarely did I get out of it, and usually it was for strep throat or stomach infection.

    • robocall@lemmy.world
      61·
      5 months ago

      My parents were not Asian and still made me go to school while sick. I’d vomit by 10am and get scolded for making them take off work because the nurse called. I’d have a 102 degree fever and go to school. Race has nothing to do with it.

  • CouldaBeen_TheBest@lemmy.world
    242·
    5 months ago

    Your happiest childhood memory is predicated on a lie, anon. Fake just like everything else you put your grubby little hands on.