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ooli2@lemm.ee to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 5 months ago

white house: it's over 9000

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white house: it's over 9000

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ooli2@lemm.ee to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 5 months ago
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  • kersploosh@sh.itjust.works
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    Friendly reminder: this community has a “No politics or political figures” rule. In the future, please put posts like this in a community like !politicalhumor@lemmy.world.

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      The joke isn’t political, the joke is math.

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        It references a hot button political issue, and most of the comments are about politics.

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      this is not political at all. beside the fact that the white house is making the joke! next time the white house is funny, I’ll post on political humor, sorry

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        this is most definitely political homie, this is literally referencing politics.

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    Source: https://www.whitehouse.gov/remarks/2025/02/remarks-by-president-trump-before-cabinet-meeting/

    It’s from one of Donald’s word vomit speeches

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      Good grief, I thought this post was just a joke, but he actually said it. It’s ok though, his term’s nearly over, right? Right??

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        Only because the meaning of “term” may change.

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    numbers that nobody has ever seen before

    Like eleventeen, thirty-twelve, and all those.

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    Numbers nobody has seen before. Lol.

    Every Trump action is appearently the best ones ever made in the history of civilization.

    If Jesus would come back, he would be second to Trump in how amazing he is.

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      Second place? Believe it or not, it’s also Trump.

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    OP please post a link, I can’t believe they are this bad at math, unless they mean people are now “illegally” crossing out of the US

    Edit: this is real, oh myyy! https://www.whitehouse.gov/remarks/2025/02/remarks-by-president-trump-before-cabinet-meeting/

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      It’s insane that he can just pull random numbers out of his ass and his supporters will keep taking them as fact.

      USA has not contributed 3 times as much as EU in support of Ukraine. In fact it has contributed less.

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      I’m guessing they mean an over 100% increase of the decrease of the period-over-period amount.

      It’s not necessarily wrong, but it is, in fact, a really, really stupid way of communicating information, which is very on brand of them and their supporters.

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        Listen, if you have to jump through hoops to stretch the meaning of a phrase, just to raise the idea that the phrase might not be completely asinine, it might be a better use of your time to just let it be. You shouldn’t have to do mental gymnastics and word judo just to squeeze a non-obvious semi-literate meaning out of something the leader of the free world said. Don’t do their work for them (unless you are being paid to do their work for them, of course… but get paid up front, because they aren’t very good about honoring contracts).

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          I’m merely trying to explain what I interpret as their logic, not justify it or say that it’s acceptable - it’s not. You and I are in agreement here. The US has clowns leading the country. Absolute fucking clowns.

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    So… how do you reduce something like people crossing a border beyond one hundred percent ?

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      People trying to get out of the country, I guess

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      For some reason, people will sometimes flip the fraction when calculating decreasing percentages, so this roughly means that the old number of crossings is beyond one hundred percent greater than the current number of border crossings. It’s really dumb

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        Ohhhhhh omg now this makes sense. Thank you!

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      They’re crossing on the opposite direction now

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        I also considered this one, illegally crossing in the opposite direction is still illegally crossing, so, it doesn’t explain the math

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    This is a transcript of a meeting. Those are words that trump did say, but this screenshot is cropped deliberately to hide that fact.

    This is one of the typical lies that trump is known to make in speeches. This isn’t a whitehouse staff member publishing those words as a written statement the office stands behind.

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    This can’t be real, right

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      it is : https://lemmy.ca/comment/14968616

      https://www.whitehouse.gov/remarks/2025/02/remarks-by-president-trump-before-cabinet-meeting/

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    What’s the link? I’d like to check this page.

    Fake…

    WTF… Not fake…

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      It wouldnt be funny as a fake

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