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TJA!@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 years ago

Shower thought:

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Shower thought:

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TJA!@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 years ago
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https://twitter.com/Nilstrieb/status/1690824763290042368?t=6hFQ97atII4IAvP1lgGvxg&s=19

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    While we are at it, let’s make sure they also run Electron since so many companies use it.

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      All CPUs are Electron-based, if you think about it.

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      The accenture consultant told the CIO it’s top right in the Gartner quadrant… It must be the right solution

      Now if you can excuse me, I am invited in the 50th workshop to explain us how they’ll fill the excel sheets in the new agile framework they are selling us for the project. Money well spent!

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        “It’s a magic square. Magic! How could it ever go wrong!”

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        Ugh, your Gartner quadrant gave me flashbacks to past jobs and I just want to die now.

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          I see you are not a leader… What a shame /s

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    blockchain for state management, TRULY speculative execution.

    • skilltheamps@feddit.de
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      I once wrote an interpreter for a subset of the java bytecode in python. The jvm being a stack machine allowed me to store its state in IPFS and reference past states by their hash, i.e. you get a blockchain of execution states. It worked for a hello world program and was slow as fuck.

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        I am terrified and aroused

        • Beanie@programming.dev
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          I’m only terrified

    • starman@programming.dev
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      And AI for arithmetic operations. That’s so brilliant. I think we have a great idea for startup.

    • morrowind@lemmy.ml
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      Holy shit, this guy is living in the future

    • eltimablo@kbin.social
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      You’re responsible for cleaning up all this vomit I made just now.

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    But is it web scale?

    • TJA!@sh.itjust.worksOP
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      For webscale you might want to use mongodb

      Edit: oh shit. This is old.

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        Does it require a lot of configuration though? Does it work?

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    Speculative haxecution.

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    You joke but transactional memory in CPUs is a thing ;)

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    I couldnt even imagine trying to port any non assembly language to circuits in verilog.

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      It is easier to implement ALU, memory and interpreter in Verilog and run the code with that at that point.

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    This has to be a joke right?

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      No, jokes on the internet are illegal because nobody recognizes them as jokes

    • morphballganon@lemmynsfw.com
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      No, clearly a community called programmer_humor is about serious things

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