I love the part that says no additives or preservatives “except those naturally occurring in mountain dew”
Some additives and preservatives form naturally during the brewing process
that cannot be real
Hey, for all the shenanigans we pulled to promote the movie, at least we didn’t make limited edition bright pink hotdogs…
But maybe we should have…
Please eat verification hot dog to continue movie.
Somebody at the local Pig Lips & Buttholes processing plant noticed that their meat tubes were coming out green and figured it’d be an easy pitch for the Mountain Dew folks.
I’d try it.
Probably true
Ah, so they put Mr Crabs in charge.
This is not how I pictured the verification can…
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Still not the worst thing ever, anybody remember Dewitos? (Doritos flavored Mountain Dew)
Every day we stay further away from god.
Good
Why god abandoned us?
Prepackaged cancer
Dew Dew Dogs
PepsiCo, probably: Do the Dew! Do the dog!
Me: Uh… I think I’ma drink Coke from now on.
Ewwww. Uncured.
I unironically puked in my mouth
You’re able to ironically puke in your mouth?
Dew Dog sounds like a fake rapper made by Mt Dew for advertisement
