bedroom eyes
You battle your significant other for honor in bed?
Why, is there another way to do it?
My wife had to do a rite of ascension just to battle in bed with me. Honorably of course.
Husband: “Oh man, what a shit day at work today. I can wait to eat dinner and just veg out in front of the TV to decompress.”
Wife: “There will come a day when I no longer require to ride your dick like a pogo stick before dinner…but not today.”
If it’s done right, yeah.
Glory to you… and your hoooousssse!
Glory!
Qapla’
If you see those eyes in the bedroom, you better strap in it’s going to be a bumpy ride
Meth enhanced bedroom eyes…
So find someone who looks like they want to eat me?
We should all be so lucky
“What was his name? If you were really there, you should be able to tell us the name of the man who stood outside the walls. Describe him to us. How tall was he? What was he wearing?!? What color… were his eyes?!” 👀
This is the first time I’ve noticed that Gowron has blue eyes.
Lets face it everyone under the age of 35 first learned what bedroom eyes are because of Nala from Lion King…
Bedroom eyes is the worst episode of DS9.
Everyone looks like they are uncomfortable at all points.
I don’t understand. That’s how everyone looks when I’m around.
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