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This is the best summary I could come up with:
CAIRO, Aug 23 (Reuters) - LNG Tanker BW Lesmes and Oil Products Tanker BURRI collided in Egypt’s Suez Canal, ship tracking company MarineTraffic reported early on Wednesday citing eyewitnesses.
There was no immediate confirmation from the Suez Canal Authority.
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Welp, you can’t win 'em all bot
aww no blockage :(
Pretty stupid thing to say.
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aww no ultracovid-23 :(
Joke
This article is about the form of humour. For other uses, see Joke (disambiguation). “Jest” redirects here. For other uses, see Jest (disambiguation).
A joke is a display of humour in which words are used within a specific and well-defined narrative structure to make people laugh and is usually not meant to be interpreted literally.[1] It usually takes the form of a story, often with dialogue, and ends in a punch line, whereby the humorous element of the story is revealed; this can be done using a pun or other type of word play, Irony or sarcasm, logical incompatibility, hyperbole, or other means.[2]
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At 199.95 seems like a bargain for potentially life saving advice!