While I am laid back, want food that I can’t have and eat rodents, he likes going out when it’s warm outside like some kind of weirdo.
Constantly looking for trouble, doesn’t listen to authority, sleeps wherever he wants, 10/10 snuggler.
Checks out.
I mean, have you met most people? I hate them, too!
… I don’t even have a cat…
Not sure where to take that.
you don’t exist, sorry 😔
Fuckin finally
Thank you!
*fades out*
If you have two cats, that’s a sign of split personality?
Duality.
Ones an independent asshole the other is a cuddle bug.
Honestly fair assessment. 🤷
What if you adopt your cat at 9 years old? I can’t be blamed for her abnormalities.
My cat is very friendly to humans but hates other cats, spends most of her time sleeping on the couch, has minor dental problems and loves dinner.
Shit in a sandbox? Yeah that tracks…
