"Hey girl, I know I'm fun to think about. Call me."

pelespirit@sh.itjust.works · 2 months ago

"Hey girl, I know I'm fun to think about. Call me."

Sibbo@sopuli.xyz · 2 months ago

Since he got his pants back, he is not actually hanging out anymore.

sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works · 2 months ago

Hey, zipper could be down.

boolean_sledgehammer@lemmy.world · 2 months ago

Imma be real with you, champ. If you’re losing a fight with a duck it might be best you don’t pass on those genes.

sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works · 2 months ago

*jeans

Missed opportunity.

renrenPDX@lemmy.world · 2 months ago

Bro did you just assume this was a duck sized duck? We clearly don’t have enough information from the post to eliminate the possibility this is a horse sized duck, which is quite terrifying.

GaMEChld@lemmy.world · 2 months ago

How many ducks have you fought?! My God man!

sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works · 2 months ago

Ducks are easy, geese on the other hand…

I’m guessing bro got into a tussle with a Canada goose.

ilovededyoupiggy@sh.itjust.works · 2 months ago

Based on this poster and the 1942 duckumentary Donald Duck Visits Lake Titicaca, I can safely assume that all ducks hate pants.

InvalidName2@lemmy.zip · 2 months ago

I wouldn’t even bother. He’s probably a bill collector.

kureta@lemmy.ml · 2 months ago

Does he collect duck bills? 🦆

don@lemmy.ca · 2 months ago

Damn everyone in debt these days even the fuckin ducks

Trollivier@sh.itjust.works · 2 months ago

That’s confidence.

some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 months ago

I kinda wanna call him to learn more about the story.

ikidd@lemmy.world · 2 months ago

Was it a horse-sized duck?

AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space · 2 months ago

If she doesn’t call him, he knows she’s not the right one

DominusOfMegadeus@sh.itjust.works · 2 months ago

I feel personally attacked