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misk@piefed.social to Technology@lemmy.zipEnglish · 28 days ago

It Took Many Years And Billions Of Dollars, But Microsoft Finally Invented A Calculator That Is Wrong Sometimes

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It Took Many Years And Billions Of Dollars, But Microsoft Finally Invented A Calculator That Is Wrong Sometimes | Defector
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It’s not AI winter just yet, though there is a distinct chill in the air. Meta is shaking up and downsizing its artificial intelligence division. A new report out of MIT finds that 95 percent of companies’ generative AI programs have failed to earn any profit whatsoever. Tech stocks tanked Tuesday, regarding broader fears that […]
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    28 days ago

    And here you thought automatic date conversion was a problem.

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    The new excuse: “It’s not a bug it’s AI”

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      Gross, this annoying bug I didn’t ask for is distracting me, and sucking my blood. Totally not a metaphor…

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    Not the point of this article but

    Meta is shaking up and downsizing its artificial intelligence division

    Wasn’t it just a month or two ago that Zuc was poaching AI engineers with multi-million dollar sign on bonuses? These boom and bust cycles are happening at breakneck speed. Most efficient system btw

    • frogbellyratbone_ [e/em/eir, any]@hexbear.net
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      100%. Meta did the same thing with VR back in like 2021 iirc. they’ll hire everyone in sight so competitors can’t hire them. and then those workers will just sit on their hands playing candy crush all day doing zero work.

      random link i found about it https://nypost.com/2023/04/07/workers-at-meta-salesforce-say-they-got-paid-to-do-nothing/

      Former employees of tech giants including Meta and Salesforce say they were hired to sit around and essentially do nothing as companies embark on a course-correction and lay off extraneous workers during the current economic downturn.

      Levy added: “It kind of seemed that Meta was hiring people so that other companies couldn’t have us.”

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        That bit about Bighead in Silicon Valley getting paid to do nothing wasn’t made up?

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    i sort of don’t care when the LLM is wrong about things it’s not designed for. the functional problem they have is that they’re shit at what they are designed to do.

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      A big part the problem is also how they are marketed… Everyone is pushing AI as though it has the entire wealth of human knowledge inside it, it knows the right answer, and can explain it to you in seconds.

      Not, you know, we fed this machine a bunch of words and trained it to spit back out words that look like they fit together.

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      Lets not lie by omission, they are wildly more expensive while being shit too. 🙂

      • robot_dog_with_gun [they/them]@hexbear.net
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        there are a ton of social, ethical, and environmental problems with them, those problems would exist even if the worked properly. that they don’t work properly is the fondant on the shit cake.

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    Tech stocks tanked Tuesday,

    lol… k… still up 0.5% over 1 month, 18% over the past year, and 87% over 5 years.

    when it goes down 15-40% lmk.

    i think it’s fair to say that though when this random normie author (likely an AI bot) is writing about an AI bubble it means it is real and here though.

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    I thought Intel already managed that with the GPU issues.

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      Intel did this way before it was cool

      https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pentium_FDIV_bug

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        Or rather, between two AI winters.

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        I meant to write FPU. It got auto-mangled and I thought I corrected it; clearly not…

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    Finally, you say?

    To emphasize that bugs in implementations of floating point arithmetic are far from rare, we mention that the Calculator application in Microsoft Windows 3.1 evaluates fl(2.01 - 2.00) = 0.0.

    http://ftp.demec.ufpr.br/CFD/bibliografia/Higham_2002_Accuracy and Stability of Numerical Algorithms.pdf

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    28 days ago

    Microsoft Finally Invented A Calculator That Is Wrong Sometimes

    I’ve leaked the source code

    function wrong_calculator(actual_answer) {
        return actual_answer + Math.floor(Math.random() + 0.5);
    }
    

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