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If only Hannibal could win the war like he could his battles
The strategy was to throw armies at him to annihilate until he was exhausted. I guess this stretches the definition of “if it works it isn’t stupid”, though.
Ah yes, the Zapp Brannigan Doctrine.
Back then women DIDN’T live longer than men
Fabian: What if instead of fighting, we run away?
Everyone else: Fuck that and fuck you.
