Wrong Meme format. Flextape obviously always works and could never ever fail. This implies that a baby did indeed fix their relationship.
does it? i guess I’ve deeply misunderstood this format. I always assumed all as-seen-on-TV stuff was trash
This version might be more fitting
Ahh, a subtle nod to Jesus stigmata and the child being christ reborn
Flex Tape (really all of the Flex stuff) is really good. I used it to repair a cracked bathtub over a decade ago, and it’s still there, working just as well as day one!
Aha, that’s what Cy Porter is doing wrong – he’s trying to fix broken tubs and showers with a sharpie.
Can you see it now?
Idk, i take the meme format as in lazily fixing something with a tape. While flextape does work, but not for long.
Well, did it work for those people?
No, it never does. I mean, these people somehow delude themselves into thinking it might, but… but it might work for us.
Not me. I flee at the “let’s try with a pet first” stage.
Welp, that’s my default moonpig “congratulations” card for when people announce they’re pregnant
This is the basis of human evolution.
We didn’t evolve because we were smart, fast, strong or very capable in many things … we evolved because we are a bunch of horny monkeys that like to have sex, so much sex, in so many ways and circumstances and situations.