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Gates9@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish ·
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"THE CRIME OF PUTTING SHIT IN MY PANTS WILL NOT GO UNPUNISHED AND AS SOON AS WE FIND THE PERPETRATORS THEY WILL BE APPREHENDED AND PROSECUTED TO THE FULLEST EXTENT OF THE LAW!!!"

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"THE CRIME OF PUTTING SHIT IN MY PANTS WILL NOT GO UNPUNISHED AND AS SOON AS WE FIND THE PERPETRATORS THEY WILL BE APPREHENDED AND PROSECUTED TO THE FULLEST EXTENT OF THE LAW!!!"

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  • 𝔼𝕩𝕦𝕤𝕚𝕒@lemmy.world
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    “I will shit your pants”

    -a threat

    • krunklom@lemmy.zip
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      Not if I shit yours first, you won’t.

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    That’s not very Kash money of whoever did that shit.

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      Shit was so Kash

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    Fucking soulless eyes, man.

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      I always felt like his blank stare was a “Oh fuck, oh god, I have no fucking idea what I’m doing, how did I let it get this far, oh fuck, be cool, they don’t know, oh shit, I’m so completely out of my depth, oh fuck me man, they’re going to find out, every second its getting worse but I can’t back out now, oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck…” stare

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      this clown with dull, tiny eyes, the eyes of a crudely painted doll…

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      Looks like he’s either terrified or on coke/amf, probably a little bit of both tbh. Can’t blame him, anyone so wildly under qualified for his position should be terrified. And in his position he must have access to the white house medical cabinet.

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    I pissed and I shid and I farded

    The soul of America cries out for Juice 🧃✊

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    Why is his face going two different directions?

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      It’s called Atchaforya. One eye’s lookin’ at cha, the other one’s lookin’ for ya.

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        Cross-eyed is when one, or both, eyes are looking at the nose, Wall-eyed is when one or both eyes are looking at different walls.

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        The nose is in on it too.

  • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.world
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    Fun fact. Kash means ‘If only’ in Hindi.

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    Can’t figure out if Manchurian candidate or if dude has been ripping lines of coke on the top floor of the J Edgar Hoivwr building.

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