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oleorun@lemmy.fan to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 hours ago

Doctor who left patient during operation to have sex with nurse allowed to practise

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Doctor who left patient during operation to have sex with nurse allowed to practise

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oleorun@lemmy.fan to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 hours ago
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Medical tribunal rules ‘very low risk’ of Suhail Anjum, who had been dismissed by hospital in Greater Manchester, repeating behaviour
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  • Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world
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    …it’s always the OR. And I don’t understand how, cuz in the OR there’s always a full team of people working in tandem, so opportunities to just disappear without being noticed while fucking a coworker or patient are pretty much nonexistent.

    Actually maybe that’s why it’s always the OR lol: folks fucking each other in other units just aren’t getting caught.

    That or we’re just the Florida of the hospital. /shrug.

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    He needed some clarity

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    Eight minutes?

    • Øπ3ŕ@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      He had a lot on his mind.

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    If the operation went well, I wouldn’t care what my doc got up to during surgery. If it was really that much of a distraction and they can knock it out real quick I say go for it

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    Bullshit. Doctor Who would never leave a patient during an operation to have sex. I’m not sure The Doctor ever has sex. Well maybe Tenant’s clone but he wasn’t really The Doctor at that point was he?

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      It’s greatly implied during many of The Doctors that he has sex often.

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        I personally don’t care for RTD and Moffat’s fixation on crude/lewd humour and doing all the stupid shipteases personally. So, mileage varies greatly on that.

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          Well, he had a granddaughter somehow.

          • T156@lemmy.world
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            I thought they got put together like a tapestry?

            That’s why they have looms or something to knit them up.

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      The nurse was allowed to practice, so really it was all mutually agreed upon

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    Was the operation a success?

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      Anjum was absent from the operating room for eight minutes and the patient came to no harm.

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        came to? Oh shit what happened after he woke up?

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    He felt the patient from the inside, turned to the nurse and said “I wanna fuck you like an animal.”

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    I have to admit, I wasn’t expecting this plot twist out of a BBC science fiction show.

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      Also, his name is “The Doctor,” not “Doctor Who.”

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    Damn. I don’t even want to read the article. I just want to admire the headline. Doctor left patient during operation to go fuck a nurse.

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    Good thing Doctor Who can time travel (I think?) so he could take as long as he needed.

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