U OK, hon? You can take that shitty attitude back to reddit, mate.

Sign the UN charter, you shall, yes! Hmhmhmhmha

Or just make and eat your own food

Yep, I realise that. As I said to the previous commenter it was the owner, not the inventor, as per my OG comment. =)

Yes, that’s why I said the owner of the company and not the inventor. =)

The owner of the Segway company managed to Segway themself off a cliff and died. I’m hoping history will repeat itself.

If they go faster than 60 the wheels fall off

No

Frame Shift Drive?

Too late

Pedos & sex offenders > People of colour

@geneva_convenience.ml banned me from world news for disagreeing with a post cheering for Iran’s strikes against Israel and called me a centerist for saying both regimes are pretty fucking evil. They also deleted all my references to the fact that the Iranian regime regularly and recently have executed people for the “sin” of being gay. Fucking disgraceful abuse of power. Prick.

Probably because there are Democrats on there as well

TIL

Much like the company

5\7

The original story was written before the Internet and so before hackers even existed. One of Stephen King’s cocaine fever dreams iirc.

My nearest store is about 3km away and I will usually walk there unless I’m picking up anything especially heavy or bulky.

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Peanut butter and weed sandwich