I think one of those dudes had a GoPro on their helmet. Fierce.

So he’s got like what, 48 hours before a tragic slip and fall?

Yet somehow, each one still tastes exactly the same. Like old, burnt sugar.

I know this sounds bonkers, but Lion’s Mane mushroom extract. I tried it after I was unable to get my Vyvanse for a few days, and it’s a very clean awake feeling, no jitters. I use it on the weekends so I can save Vyvanse for work days now that the supply is iffy.

Low blood sugar. 100%. Get that man a Snickers stat and he’ll be back to his sex trafficking, child raping self.

Yes! I thought the original was just a fever dream I had. It was far superior. Bring it back.