Whisky.

The peace president threatening other countries and starting more wars.

American Christians are just weird fascists a lot of the time that don’t actually follow christianity beyond telling gay people they’re going to hell. They’re fine with this.

It seems like more american catholics have their allegiances with Trump than with the Pope for some weird fucking reason.

I’ll just keep downloading music thanks.

“Also my cousin doctor is talking to aliens through this passed out guy, he wrote it all down and you should buy this book! I can’t wait to tell you all about the annunaki.”

I get a lot of my business for my company from facebook marketplace and my facebook reviews. It enrages me that I have to use facebook to succeed, at least at this point in my business.

Mlk was right about liberals.

He’s really done it this time! Time for another peaceful protest to show him that we wont stand for this! Right gang?

Stop writing jokes about Krang, Frank. Nobody knows who Krang is. No. More. Krang.

Transmetropolitan has been so on point lately.

New creative, expensive, experimental ways. So stupid.

Hes an idiot that who should never be given any power in the first place.

I always forget Plato was like that. Absolute chad.

Crazy. I always just assumed he made family guy and it was such a hit moneymaker that he got to make the shows he actually wanted to. Like I loved Ted and 1000 ways to die in the west and the Orville.

Edit: I made this inference based on nothing but vibes.

Do you think he manages his own twitter? Also can you post directly onto someone’s twitter? Because the only positive I can see in this new factoid I’ve been presented with is that I can finally fulfill a lifelong dream of telling Oliver North to k*** himself.

American Dad is so much better than Family Guy for being pretty much the exact same show and I can’t explain to you why.

Oh hahahaha

They let Oliver North be a military analyst on fox?!? He should be in fucking prison.

Like from the Dollop?