Now apply this to like, everything else ever.

Machine designed to convincingly fake human internet conversation sucks at ____________!

Reminded me of this old gem, original source sadly lost to the sands of the web.

https://www.tumblr.com/bronzedragon/134566456684/two-medieval-monks-invent-bestiaries

Zuckerberg exclusive. Hard pass.

If you want to click through a 60-page EULA written by Zuck’s lawyers without reading it and then strap a battery of cameras and microphones to your face for a few hours, feel free, but I don’t think you’re a very conscientious person if you do.

But they said AFTER shitting their pants, so really we’re just hoping two drug-addled fuckheads very reasonably shit themselves before dying so there’s insult added to injury.

“Thoughts and prayers!”

“Uh we’d like some more thoughts, please.”

“Well we’re OUT of thoughts! We only had three bits and we didn’t expect such a rush.”

“So my choice is ‘and prayers’? I’ll have the chicken then, please.”

Good thing there’s a decades old, federally-funded space agency—oh wait.

It’s a race. By the time he dies, will you still be able to afford a trip to shit on his grave?

I love my A5X. Use it just about every day for work. It’s one of those things that’s expensive, but if mine died, I would order a new one same day.

I assumed as much. :)

Now get outta here, ya Powkiddy

Retroid*

You want a president who’s wise above all else, because that person will know how to make up for their deficiencies with a good cabinet, good advisors, and good policies.

Trump is neither smart nor wise.

If you like pedantry, people have definitely flown in vehicles and even jumped.

HELL YES. 🎉

Hard to pin down proportionally, but there’s a solid chance I’d just be hearing a P-Funk concert 24/7.

Do you have issues with vertigo? Huey Lewis was diagnosed with Ménière’s disease, which is often signaled by tinnitus and vertigo.

Amazon: exploits workers to amass inhuman wealth

Coders: apply for jobs at Amazon

Amazon: exploits coders to amass inhuman wealth

Coders: shockedpikachu.jpg

Excuse my ignorance of genre names, but isn’t Rogue Trader a fully blown Warhammer CRPG?

Republicans: “Hey, you suggested it, but now that we’re thinking about it…”

“Own the libs”

He was truly a first-sight adoption. I knew from the first meow. He was with me for about 13 years and passed away a dapper old gentlecat.