The Onion has always had prophetic qualities. It’s just the world is so strange now its predictive power is near real time.

it would have been something in spent a few minutes using powerpoint clipping tools and smashing things together because that’s my skills level.

What’s wrong with that?

That’s what you get when you don’t want to pay people for their work and try to keep teams together. The newbies aren’t going to care about the rich history of the games they’re banging out code for at 3 AM on a Saturday.

You could to a CD-RW, kind of.

What would we use for download, then?

If you tried to run the switch on AAs, you’d need a separate suitcase to house them.

He was probably the best president we’ve had since Carter; which is just sad.

(BTW, nobody was killed, but 3 people were injured, besides the idiot

So, everyone in the building at the time.

It was a lot easier in the '70s, I would imagine.

So he answered ‘how do they work’. No one was asking why.

Being homeless, especially now, is worse than a bad job.

That depends on the type of FTL we use. Some just require infinite energy or exotic particles to work. No mastery of spacetime needed.

Editing is very weak copyright. They would be unlikely to win a case on that alone.

Pepsi absolutely would have done that in the '90s. They were hardcore into hater ads back then.

Also, if you’re using one of your ingredients as a cutting board, how are you supposed to clean it for its next use?

Except that every communist country is and was a dictatorship.

One of them got electrocuted to the point you could see his skeleton. Kevin was facing off against a couple of immortals.

It’s closer than you’d think.

I really don’t care to defend Schumer,

Then stop doing it. You’re making yourself look foolish to put it as charitably as possible.

Hey, it worked.