Not so well. I wound up changing the dirty water in the tank for their poor unhappy fish, and turning on the house heat because it was freezing and the tank has no heater, don’t want the little fella to get ick. Ran out of time to burgle anything. But I feel happy.
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Hockey is gay, yay!
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politics @lemmy.world•Trump Vows ‘Day of Reckoning’ After Deadly ICE Shooting in Dark Rant
5·3 小时前Anyone who doesn’t think he’d be happy with Iran levels of protester killing is naive
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News@lemmy.world•Bill Clinton faces being held in contempt of Congress after he and Hillary refuse to testify in Epstein inquiry – US politics live
4·3 小时前Asking the important questions! And how was Donald’s suck technique?
Bill’s an ass in many ways but at least he turned the deficit around
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News@lemmy.world•Bill Clinton faces being held in contempt of Congress after he and Hillary refuse to testify in Epstein inquiry – US politics live
2·3 小时前Call it The Imperial Suite, you could probably get him to go in
Points for penmanship
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politics @lemmy.world•Whistleblower drops 'largest ever' ICE leak to unmask agents: 'The last straw'
13·4 小时前Better to paint ICE on the front door for everyone to see (best to do so in ICE cosplay and keep that mask up)
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.workstoPolitical Memes@lemmy.world•Biz_dave on Threads is training crows to attack red hats
22·6 小时前Crows are pretty good at the old peck’n’dodge, and pretty tough generally, especially when in a murder.
I think we could extend this training to seagulls, baiting the MAGA hats with French fries. Get started now to ruin the nazis’ summer.
But if you do have to go to the airport, pre-dawn is the best time to do it. Try to find a flight that leaves early because the whole experience will be less insane
TransMAGA,
or transmantis, because that’s the bug they look like.
An old woman who looks her age can command respect, if she’s used those years to earn respect. Which is not something any of these trans-mantis women have done.
I think it’s more like 4-5 pancakes. Pancakes spread on each bottom as you cook/flip them, so there’s a narrower “waist” that can make one seem like two in a stack. It’s still a reasonable amount of butter, and I’d use more because I’m not fond of syrup.
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News@lemmy.world•Omar Warns Trump Aims to Provoke Enough Agitation in Minnesota So He Can Declare 'Martial Law'
4·1 天前Just in case you need it for a crossword puzzle or something later:
With a g, it means to rule as a king.
Trump reigns right now.
Without a g it’s the control straps for a horse, or using said controls.
Congress ought to rein him in.
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News@lemmy.world•Thousands of nurses go on strike at several major New York City hospitals
4·1 天前Nursing is the job where you can be attacked by a man with a knife and your boss will ask your near-corpse as it lies on the floor in a pool of blood, “what did you do to cause this?”
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politics @lemmy.world•Trump Says Civil Rights Led to White People Being ‘Very Badly Treated’
11·1 天前More likely “Donald J Trump and Martin L King Day”
Haha, "Customers who bought this also bought
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Fuck AI@lemmy.world•Grok deepfaked Renée Nicole Good's body into a bikini
5·2 天前But will it show Elon’s baby weenie?














Hold onto the anger, it will keep you alive. Find a professional to help you learn how to navigate the normie world, because your parents clearly won’t. Find your success in your own terms.