I’m not planning on doing surgery with it.

I hope they cut back on traffic in the city because I’m tired of gridlock.

I’d like to be the filling in that Stone/Parker sandwich if you get what I’m saying.

Jennifer Lopez and Gwyneth Paltrow.

It’s a magical night tonight.

It’s not the length of the weapon it’s how you use it.

Yeah he’s dreaming about Bubba whipping out that foot-long.

That’s disgusting who would do something like that?

Is that Gabe?

People have a right to do this but should they is the better question.

Typical shark fucker.

But does anyone ever consider the oil company CEO’s bonuses?

They started off this century pretty strong though.

I’d say it was the '60’s that they started embarrassing themselves which means we have another forty years left.

If you don’t want people to see it maybe you shouldn’t be doing it anyways.

Does this video give anyone else a massive erection?

You think they’re going to last a century?

Should be the decade of humiliation.

Well this won’t make me use it any less because I never do.

Lucky, I have to yell at them from a hundred and one feet so I don’t violate my restraining order.

I’d buy this.