A nice shitter and a bathtub. I have a toilet and do shit in the woods as much as possible. But a reliable porcelain throne feels great. I can realese some genuine horrors and its just gone in a flush or two. I also like just laying down in a nice hot bath with some bubble bath, little scented Epsom salt, drink a beer and smoke a j.

Siemens everywhere

This is why I’ll boondock until its completely illegal. Then if they don’t force me into the gray pod then I’m going feral hobo until I die in a fight with a racoon over some berries.

I’m drinking sangria at 8am in the middle of the desert. If society wants me back someone is going to have to be very nice to me. Fuck your robots, I need a hug :(

The episode where the kid named finger beats Walt Jr to death while Walter just sits in his cuck chair and jacks it is crazy

I miss the old comics. They were so bad in a way I loved.

Get me a hatman hallucination with a side of mania

Me and who

Chill pilled and comfy maxing

the drugs are letrozole (usually used to treat breast cancer) and irinotecan (usually used to treat colon and lung cancer).

Whenever I think I’m fucking up I remember that at least I’m not spending 10 years learning to teach from those who couldn’t do so they teach.

me too, thanks

You have to recalibrate your cat by rotating them 360 degrees in 3 axis

Dming on Lemmy

>:3 I’m doing a trolling hehe

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Swamp pilled and moisture maxxing

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I’m having a hard time understanding this. I guess I get not being 100% with the clusterfuck of news, but don’t think that’s a bad thing. If you don’t know what they’re talking about then just ask them what’s happening. Other than that is the only thing you have to talk about IRL are memes?

I try as hard as possible to not let the internet bleed into my real life. Saying or talking about a meme IRL is cringe that I cannot commit. I have plenty of hobbies, interests, knowledgeable experience, etc to be having normal human conversions. And usually so do other people.

Lemmy and YouTube are the only user created content that I view and don’t feel like I’m missing out on anything. And I feel I should cut down my usage of both. I wouldnt say I’m a privacy freak but do as much as a can with as little effort because 90% of it doesn’t take much.

If you’re not happy and “just want to enjoy stuff” then go for it, do whatever makes you happy. I think its a pretty inconsequential decision. Only you know what’ll make you happy, sometimes you gotta try different things and figure out what the balance is to accomplish that.