I mean, we’ve already elected the total dumbass. May as well have total war.

This one salmon just kept talking and talking, sniffling with his eyes open even wider than normal! I swear he must have been on something!

Now they just look away while shaking their heads.

This is such an improvement.

Why have a hyper paranoid jealous significant other when you can just work at Meta? So convenient!

Poor guy. I sure hope his guilt doesn’t keep him up at night, eventually leading to horrendous medical complications. It would be a real shame. Real shame…

Someone should do the same for all of his duties.

Grandma Kong was so embarrassed. Kids just didn’t understand that gravity affects us all differently.

He likes to tickle the hiney.

Tickle tickle

Tickle tickle

Wow, the only thing I take is what I need to be taking.

Looks like D is on the menu, boys!

Dude got me hook, line, and fucking sinker.

That’s the Trump healthcare plan! Have you seen the economy?!?

• Pam Bondi

From what I’ve read, these actually are some of the few animals you can raise and release.

Once they hit about 1 years old, the adult squirrel hormones kick in and they start to go nuts.

You must let them go and they acclimate to life outside after a bit. They will still come by to visit occasionally, but will never be pets.

Do some research though.

Choose your own adventure was great.

You should work there

My own personal audit found: no shit Sherlock

But is it as good a Vesa Local Bus?

Seems like a fun fella. Good tune.

Doh!

Why can’t I be in the 5th element timeline? This one is whack. I mean, who even thought it up? Moron gets elected by morons and then proceeds to fuck up every possible thing imaginable. And the morons still cheer! Whack…

Did he study it’s taste? Enjoy that one