It’s about your shoes, Terry! You’re tracking dirt through the house, AGAIN just after I vacuumed last week!

Hence my suggestion about exchanging cash at local markets ;)

Oh well. It’s relatable for some, who are valued merely by their output, and not as individuals.

It speaks to me. But I suppose that’s trite.

As someone who has spent the past six months trying to repair their 10 year relationship, only for every attempt at expressing my need for accountability and a basic sense of compassion to fail, all I can say is:

Sometimes your partner turns into a cunt, and it’s not gender exclusive.

So sometimes: wife bad (but unironically)

It is.

Sure, the note doesnt change, but whoever receives payment does not receive the full $100 because of taxes.

Unless you’re at a local fair which does not pay taxes, nobody is just trading a full $100 at each stage

I thought it was a prototype condom

Its real

You wanna know who is on record for hosting a birthday party celebration for Hitler?

I remember when they promised that anyone who paid for YouTube Red would be allowed to pay for YouTube Premium for the same price until the sun explodes.

And then they scrapped it.

It wasn’t a surprise. But I was disappointed.

> dropping nukes on Japan

> Jewish genocide

> Palestinian genocide

> native inhabitant genocide

> shooting protestors

It’s officially canon that God doesn’t see these as sins because he’s a cunt.

Well, we found the one who doesnt have trypop

I’m not Neat, I’m oretistic.

Sartre’s first name was probably?

Neat.

How does being here make the joke real?

*screams geometrically*

Give her my number.

What’s she doing later on?

adding context

Very on brand

It is endlessly hilarious to me how the narrative has shifted from being a right wing conspiracy, and with a little PR spin…

“a specific far-right Israeli government has extraordinary leverage over a specific US administration”

is fact the left can agree on.

But here’s the thing… Netanyahu has been in the top spot for 17 of the last 29 years.

At what point does it stop being a far-right Israeli government doing this, and simply become a default setting?

Who would’ve thought a theocracy was a bad fucking idea?

Dude you can’t ask for a fork its so embarrassing!

*stains shirt with hoisin sauce*