cunning use of flag

First thing I thought of was all it takes is one person not wearing it to gain an advantage and everyone else will follow.

This is a sport where people take EPO to increase red blood cells and it thickens to blood so much it can cause heart disease, stroke, and cerebral or pulmonary embolism. They voluntarily train for a 21 day torture test totaling ~3500km going up mountains and at the end look like survivors of famine.

If they could remove some organs and add a third lung with a 50% chance of survival, they’d do it.

Is that why NOAA keeps sending planes into hurricanes? To make them stronger? Katrina was an INSIDE JOB!

And about two gulps left in the drink. Is it coke? Diet coke.

Reminded me of bart

You must look deep within yourself and ask, "Am I strong enough to follow in Saint Luigi’s footsteps?

I looked up a 20 inch box fan on Amazon and it was rated for 67 watts. I ran it almost 24 hrs a day(kids loved to mess with it) and didn’t notice it on my bill.

I got MERV 13 filters to help with my kids allergies. Inside the house, perfectly fine, but once outside it’s sneezing and runny noses. It’s amazing.

Super burrito

Your high is lower than my low 😭

Can you adopt me? I’ll sleep in a closet.

You can keep your living space as clean or dirty as you like. With all the open space you can use those big duster mops.

Probably take like 5 minutes. Those are over a meter wide

I think it was when we got to toxic metals and radioactive elements that chemists where forced to stop tasting their discoveries.

I hope it went: Safety person: Hey! Stop tasting any elements or new molecules. It’s been getting people severely sick or killed!

Chemist: “Ugh, fine, but ima bitch about it the whole time”

Sure you are trump, sure you are.

I remember helping my cousin with his ADV bike. He just needed an extra pair of hands, but he always talked through what he was doing or had me read the manual for torque and clearance. Man, I should get a bike.

Wear all the gear! Basically modern day armor.

Reinforced knuckles and boots for your self defense.

Also buy the wrong thing or forget to buy things you needed so that, instead of working in the attic in the morning, it’s now 1300 and you’re stewing in your own juices.

For making a port? A succulent Japanese port of a 30 year old game? Unhand me, sir!

Are you not photosynthesizing through your asshole?

Ive lost 4 kgs in a month and I’m feeling better than I ever! Can you believe I’m only 26?

The iran war gonna be called “never gonna pull out”

It’s OK, you don’t have to explain yourself to us.