A booster seat that ejected him at the last second. Brilliant!

He DID!? I knew it! Wait until I tell my Facebook groups!

That’s fine. Movies mostly blow now anyway.

That’s why I got the chop. Firing blanks for the last year.

Norway. No question.

This seems pretty on brand. Is this surprising anyone?

I hate that they include these. But only since I built a home with 2 workshops and filled them with quality tools. 20 year old me was thankful for these shitty Allen keys.

“Especially in our country”? Fuck outta here.

Within a few months at my current job, someone unironically referred to me as a thought leader in my department at the company in an all-hands meeting. The look of surprise on my face… I almost blurted out “it’s fuckin’ chat GPT, man!” Glad I didn’t, but seriously… LLMs used correctly are a powerful tool.

Not ⚡️Smart

And I would like MS to fuck off. I’ll even ask nicely.

Oh, he’ll be compostable one day. I just wouldn’t eat anything where his remains are used…

But they’ll dismiss Hector from canning because he took an extra 3 minutes on his break for the 3rd time. Fuck these corps.

You mean USA-light?

How so?

Come on up to Canada, amigo.

I’ve always been happy to be Canadian, but the current state of things in the US… I mean, we’ve got our problems, but god damn. My friends aren’t in danger of being disappeared by government agents because they’re not pale white.

Yeah, that’s better.

Prices are fine in Canada. Happy Halloween, ‘Murica.

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