Arguably an improvement over his usual “I just shit my pants” look

A version of Beauty and the Beast where they Shrek it and it ends with Belle turning into a beast too.

Don’t forget to chew at least 100 times before swallowing! Improper chewing is the work of the devil, after all.

Maybe so, but I think it’s a big step in the right direction. People like Trump rely on unthinking loyalty. If someone is willing to ask questions and decide what’s right for themselves, I think they have a much better chance of finding the right path than someone who needs to hear from someone else what they should think.

He’s still young, and people don’t change overnight, so I’m far more willing to give him the benefit of the doubt than most other MAGA morons.

Yeah I was gonna say, I have total respect for him being 19. Everyone’s a dipshit when they’re a teenager. I’m not gonna blame someone for not understanding US politics while they’re still figuring out who they are as a person, and total respect for someone turning it around as they grow up.

Plus the cigarette in the raccoon picture is lit

My favorites are the ones of people holding a soldering iron by the tip while they work on a motherboard.

Yeah, but 5¼" were floppy inside and out

To be fair, even though 5¼" floppies are arguably more deserving of the name, I feel like most people still think of the 3½" disks when they hear “floppy disk.”

Yeah it’s a real bummer. The ping to Mars is atrocious.

It looks like it has that background blur effect Android phones put on portrait photos

Yeah, that’s why I prefer cubic cows. They’re much easier to pack, too.

Did he get the permits? No. But did he check to make sure all the family heirlooms were out of the basement before starting demolition? Also no.

God forbid a character start out as an asshole so he has room for character growth.

Y’know, with regards whether or not the strait is closed, I’d be more inclined to listen to the people pointing rockets at it.

As the old joke goes:

Do tech companies understand consent?

 [Yes]     [Ask again later]

They’re pizza cutters. Not sure if you’ve seen them before, but they’re metal disks with a sharp(ish) edge that spin freely. You use it by pressing it into the pizza then pushing forward so the disk rotates and cuts through the pizza. Not as easy or precise as using, say, a mezzaluna, but much more compact and easy to fit in a drawer. This is what a more typical design looks like:

America: fuck metric, unless you’re talking soda or bullets