Alabama will see that as a selling point.

Wait, does that mean his actions will make him zero friends? Not even the tribe!? That kinda sucks.

Fyi, there’s a sequel(!) and it’s really cool.

You’re all a bunch of delicious fucking people! Just attractive goddamn heroes! I’m fed up with it, you lovable bloody honeys!

Both. And it involves vodka and a chilled, handcrafted copper mug.

In my country, we call that Wednesday.

Pervert.

Dog pussy is the best! I swear, man, that shit changes your mood.

Randy Pitchfork?

I’ll take ASCII art over webp.

Still not using Windows 11.

Are you happy?

I’ll never forget the first time I finally got Linux 0.1 to boot on my abacus.

Obviously, we’d all love to have everything for free, but it’s just not realistic. And $29 a pop isn’t that bad when you consider the alternative is losing access to all of those files forever. I just try not to use my .rar files too much, because it does add up.

Is this true?

This is why I could never go electric. I love just sitting in the garage, listening to music for hours while the car runs. I refuse to give up my me time.

OP meant to say waterboarding Asians until they pick a trend.

Ukraine didn’t cause Russian men to lose their balls, they gave those up willingly.

I don’t think they need to, they just recognized an opportunity to get better children without having to figure out how to make better ones themselves.

Honestly, few things are more Russian than being defeated.