Jerkface (any/all)

I’m still looking pretty good, actually. I see my peers and I panic, they all look like old men and women.

In 2 years, I’ll be older than my oldest known surviving ancestor made it. I’m not that old. I think about it every day. The point of life isn’t being happy or comfortable, it’s finding and creating meaning.

PRAISE THE DAWNING SINGULARITY, UNWORTHY FLESHLINGS

http://www.nncpgo.org/

Take shit from work. Seriously, tho.

Pedophile is to child molester as heterosexual is to rapist. They’re not the same thing, one’s not even a superset of the other. People don’t commit sexual assault just because they are attracted to someone. People often sexually assault victims they are not even attracted to.

Satisfying the borrow checker.

Great oral exercise.

If you need a new something because Fieri was your old anything, you suck.

Well, no one got raped and murdered to produce the bread.

if “feeling valued” is a human emotion, it’s not one I’m familiar with

The USA is a second-world country. There are no first-world countries.

This didn’t happen on its own, it’s a basil grafted on some kind of heartier base.

Not sure the Prime Minister with a majority has any meaningful limits on power, the office can do whatever it pleases pretty well. Canadians barely even have any rights that can’t be overruled by an act of Parliament. OTOH the PM can be removed at any time for absolutely any reason.

If you think you were making a joke up there, you might not actually have a sense of humour.

“Lazy” is lazy. Like “stupid”, it is a hypothesis chosen not for its predictive power, but for its simplicity.

source: c’mon bro, like, c’mon

don’t forget yachts and cruise ships

Mass times velocity squared, that’s why the huge difference in outcome for small changes in speed

like saying you’d rather have weasels down your pants than badgers