This is not where the story starts, nor is it a happy day spring story…

https://lemmy.world/post/45294636

No, wrong vehicle. 96 GMC Sonoma now.

Check my profile and recent comment/post history, I have nothing to hide.

You wouldn’t want the truck anyways, quit looking. It’s a piece of shit. It’s a free piece of shit, but at least it runs…

I knew there were more than 10 commandments!

Hahahahahaha… sad fucking laughs…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gL0zfbmhAPQ

Shit was half predicted before I graduated high school.

Oh fuck that, we’re too lazy, we’re waiting for his upcoming natural aneurysm to take him out.

We’re vegan around here right? Okay not necessarily, but JD will still fuck the couch right?

You act as if there’s only one phone in the room. No, there’s 4 active devices with microphones right now. Not all belong to me…

Yo, you both make good points. Sorry I didn’t explain the joke/banter we were discussing.

We (in person) were joking for around 10 minutes or so about a crazy woman that literally wanted to have 6 children with me and move to Canada.

She’s crazy and was recently evicted, but we continue to joke about it. But it really makes me wonder, what if the microphones and AI shit around hear our silly banter and take it seriously, like thinking I’m about to move to Canada (I’m not).

Long question short, does AI know the difference between serious words or jokes?

No shit? Really? Is this the world we live in now?

Damn ☹️

I’m definitely no political enemy, we had just been silly bantering about a former crazy neighbor of ours for about 10 minutes…

https://lemmy.world/comment/23085460

So, would AI hear our banter and actually think we seriously intend to move to Canada?

I know, your username is all the shit you need to smear.

Carry on Mr. Mayor! 💩

This sounds like useful advice, thank you 👍

‘So yesterday, my penis fell off as I approached a volcano of boiling uranium and mercury, in Minecraft’

I’m really confused here, what do you mean?

I’m referring to two friends right next to each other, talking silly shit in person, like what’s the random phone microphone and associated AI think of the words it hears?

We (me and my roommate) just got done joking about a crazy woman that wanted to have 6 babies with me and wanted to move to Canada 😂🤣

I’m not asking about any AI chatbot, I’m asking what do the random phone microphones and associated AI systems think of random jokes it heard?

Praise be to …

That dumb fucker really said that shit, on Easter no less huh?

🍊🤡

You aren’t supposed to consume these items silly!

https://lemmy.radio/comment/13840297

Wallet, phone, keys

My pet FreshParsnip

GIMP, Photoshop, Paint Shop Pro, etc all seem to have no problem rendering images with a transparency on top of a checkerboard background layer by default

You know you can layer that transparent image on top of another background, or just simply another solid color. You gotta ask, what is the intent of rendering the image in question?

• Is it to render an internal UI component, such as a button or emoji? If so, use the UI background color as the transparency background.

• Is it to render an external source image, such as the Wiki post? Then either use whatever background color is encoded in the transparency image, or if that data isn’t available, default the background of transparency images to white.

The doctor/nurse on the movie Saw (first one I think), that was kidnapped and rigged with the necklace of shotgun shells all pointed at her head, to force her to do brain surgery on Jigsaw…

Bitch was fucking dumb, that was an easy and open trap to disarm, she had rags and towels at her disposal, she could have just wrapped the rags and towels around between the firing pins and the shotgun shells, that way when the trap went off, the shells wouldn’t have fired.

Dumb bitch didn’t deserve her brain anyways.

Anyone else got a dumb horror movie plot twist where the victim could have easily saved themself? I’m sure there’s a plenty…

Meh, I can’t even scratch my own ears right, that’s why I use cotton swabs every few days or so. Our dog Brownie lets me clean his ears out every few months or so too, and he loves it!

Yeah yeah, I know, you’re not supposed to put cotton swabs in your ears. That’s just the companies covering their own asses against potential ruptured eardrums, but I’m pretty sure most everyone does it anyways, just gotta be careful, obviously.

The doctor says to pop 2 Fukitols a day…

https://fukitol.com/