Cat owners, please do not decapitate your cat, it is a very painful procedure and can cause difficulties throughout their life in addition to removing their main form of self defense.

“If you’re tired, if you’re poor, if you’re among the huddled masses yearning to breathe free, please get the fuck out of here.”

One of my earliest memories is taking a bath and asking my mom why she always told me to wash behind my ears.

It has to be from the Shitpost region of France, otherwise it’s just sparkling memes.

Scheisse

Or octuplets born on new year’s eve so half were in one year and half were in the next.

I had this issue a while ago, I was able to fix it by switching my default to All and then switching it back.

FYI there’s a rule that each user can only post two comics per day.

No problem! I appreciate the title change too.

Fake per Snopes - https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/photo-trump-epstein-children/

My honest answer is probably The Raven, but I’ll post something less well known.

Gray Room

by Wallace Stevens

Although you sit in a room that is gray,

Except for the silver

Of the straw-paper,

And pick

At your pale white gown;

Or lift one of the green beads

Of your necklace,

To let it fall;

Or gaze at your green fan

Printed with the red branches of a red willow;

Or, with one finger,

Move the leaf in the bowl–

The leaf that has fallen from the branches of the forsythia

Beside you…

What is all this?

I know how furiously your heart is beating.

I was high when I first watched Star Trek: The Motion Picture. And yeah, it made no sense, but I think that would have been true regardless.

There are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see.

Why are they called fingers if we never see them fing?

It would be tempting to assume there’s nothing much of note happening on Mars

Yes, too many people are lured by the fantasy of Mars being boring and lifeless.

Spaghnostic

Inside you there are two problems

I feel like there’s a middle ground between grilled chicken and olive oil shots/ice cream soup that wasn’t explored.

That sounds terrifying.

When you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything.