I get a good laugh out of this stuff because I was raised Catholic but no longer identify as one.

I like how he finally pronounced it correctly after stating that he couldn’t say it.

For what it’s worth, downvotes are only viewable in other instances; lemmy.blahaj.zone (where the above post originates) has disabled them specifically because of shit like this.

…or Mangione’d.

Several doctors and US residents have taken to social media in recent days, simultaneously condemning the killing while reciting incidents in which they felt insurers had unfairly denied treatment claims.

They’re gonna try like hell to make us forget that last part.

Mr. Goldenberg said, “but what’s disturbing about this is it’s mainstream.”

It’s even more disturbing that necessary medical care being denied by insurers is mainstream, as it has been for decades.

It’s a shame that Halloween is already behind us.

Just make sure it’s beautiful, clean piss.

This is true; adversity in their world would be the limo driver showing up late.

(because who are we kidding, they do no work)

Well, they might have to walk if no golf carts are available…

either that or brain damage from banging his head on the desk…

I mean the activist multi millionaire assholes that own full percentage points of companies. These people are the ones that lobby companies and politicians and shape the legal and market landscape.

aka The Big Club

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Speaking of which, I had recently commented on another website that Trump might be the first president whose grave is assigned Secret Service detail.

I was half joking at the time, but things you might read about in The Onion have more or less transitioned from satire to prophecy.

but…“sanctity of life”

/s

Unfortunately health care is a privilege and not a right in this so-called “greatest country in the world”.

And don’t forget this (from 2016):

How the Hillary Clinton campaign deliberately “elevated” Donald Trump with its “pied piper” strategy

It’s still paying dividends, apparently.

No need for training; the bird should be able to instantly recognize roadkill.

I had sausage on a pizza a few days ago, and grabbed a chunk of ham from the supermarket sample tray yesterday.

Today it was tilapia.

it feels like everything is designed to funnel money into antidepressant distributors these days

They’re getting their return on investment after buying “our” politicians here in the States.

Give Discuit a try; the mods there are usually reasonable.