loopy@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 3 years agoPost text, images, or direct links onlyplus-squarepinmessage-squaremessage-square5linkfedilinkarrow-up185arrow-down12
arrow-up183arrow-down1message-squarePost text, images, or direct links onlyplus-squarepinloopy@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 3 years agomessage-square5linkfedilink
loopy@lemmy.worldMEnglish · edit-29 months agoPlease post jokes about adult topics to the new Uncle Jokes communityplus-squarepinmessage-squaremessage-square12linkfedilinkarrow-up1211arrow-down14
arrow-up1207arrow-down1message-squarePlease post jokes about adult topics to the new Uncle Jokes communityplus-squarepinloopy@lemmy.worldMEnglish · edit-29 months agomessage-square12linkfedilink
The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldEnglish · 55 minutes agoThe worst job lemmy.worldimagemessage-square1linkfedilinkarrow-up154arrow-down11
arrow-up153arrow-down1imageThe worst job lemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldEnglish · 55 minutes agomessage-square1linkfedilink
The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agoHow would you rate your pain? lemmy.worldimagemessage-square5linkfedilinkarrow-up1262arrow-down11
arrow-up1261arrow-down1imageHow would you rate your pain? lemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agomessage-square5linkfedilink
CarterH739@lemmy.worldEnglish · 19 hours agoThat must be one hell of a chicken... lemmy.worldimagemessage-square20linkfedilinkarrow-up1143arrow-down11
arrow-up1142arrow-down1imageThat must be one hell of a chicken... lemmy.worldCarterH739@lemmy.worldEnglish · 19 hours agomessage-square20linkfedilink
Tug@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agoLast night my wife was mumbling how she was born in 1892 and wrote The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings....plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square2linkfedilinkarrow-up1114arrow-down110
arrow-up1104arrow-down1message-squareLast night my wife was mumbling how she was born in 1892 and wrote The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings....plus-squareTug@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agomessage-square2linkfedilink
64bithero@lemmy.worldEnglish · 20 hours agoI was accused of making a mountain out of a mole hillplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up120arrow-down15
arrow-up115arrow-down1message-squareI was accused of making a mountain out of a mole hillplus-square64bithero@lemmy.worldEnglish · 20 hours agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Bumrocky@lemmy.worldEnglish · 24 hours agoI asked my wife for lunchplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up130arrow-down12
arrow-up128arrow-down1message-squareI asked my wife for lunchplus-squareBumrocky@lemmy.worldEnglish · 24 hours agomessage-square0linkfedilink
RegularJoe@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agoOut of all the inventions in the past 100 years, the dry erase board might be...plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up1111arrow-down10
arrow-up1111arrow-down1message-squareOut of all the inventions in the past 100 years, the dry erase board might be...plus-squareRegularJoe@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Tug@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agoWhat do you call fairy tales told really, really fast?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up165arrow-down10
arrow-up165arrow-down1message-squareWhat do you call fairy tales told really, really fast?plus-squareTug@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
RegularJoe@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agoIf a bee is bothering you, don’t swat it and don’t run away. Just look at it...plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square7linkfedilinkarrow-up1177arrow-down14
arrow-up1173arrow-down1message-squareIf a bee is bothering you, don’t swat it and don’t run away. Just look at it...plus-squareRegularJoe@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square7linkfedilink
Pommes_für_dein_Balg@feddit.orgEnglish · edit-23 days agoWhy were the sysadmins kicked out of the bar?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square8linkfedilinkarrow-up1101arrow-down13
arrow-up198arrow-down1message-squareWhy were the sysadmins kicked out of the bar?plus-squarePommes_für_dein_Balg@feddit.orgEnglish · edit-23 days agomessage-square8linkfedilink
Don_Dickle@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agoJesus asked his dad why he invented fish?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up117arrow-down13
arrow-up114arrow-down1message-squareJesus asked his dad why he invented fish?plus-squareDon_Dickle@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Tug@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days agoMy wife says I'm getting fat but in my defence....plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square7linkfedilinkarrow-up1160arrow-down11
arrow-up1159arrow-down1message-squareMy wife says I'm getting fat but in my defence....plus-squareTug@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days agomessage-square7linkfedilink
Tug@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days agoI know a guy who read 12.5% of the Bible...plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square18linkfedilinkarrow-up1172arrow-down14
arrow-up1168arrow-down1message-squareI know a guy who read 12.5% of the Bible...plus-squareTug@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days agomessage-square18linkfedilink
Admiral Patrick@dubvee.orgEnglish · 4 days agoTV dad jokes are still dad jokesdubvee.orgexternal-linkmessage-square5linkfedilinkarrow-up1163arrow-down11
arrow-up1162arrow-down1external-linkTV dad jokes are still dad jokesdubvee.orgAdmiral Patrick@dubvee.orgEnglish · 4 days agomessage-square5linkfedilink
zedgeist@lemmy.worldcakeEnglish · 6 days agoI take this seriousleek lemmy.worldimagemessage-square7linkfedilinkarrow-up1418arrow-down15
arrow-up1413arrow-down1imageI take this seriousleek lemmy.worldzedgeist@lemmy.worldcakeEnglish · 6 days agomessage-square7linkfedilink
64bithero@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days agoSo unfortunate lemmy.worldimagemessage-square4linkfedilinkarrow-up1228arrow-down13
arrow-up1225arrow-down1imageSo unfortunate lemmy.world64bithero@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days agomessage-square4linkfedilink
nexguy@lemmy.worldcakeEnglish · 4 days agoA friend and I saw a quarter in a urinal and he asked me to reach in and pick it up.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square5linkfedilinkarrow-up16arrow-down119
arrow-up1-13arrow-down1message-squareA friend and I saw a quarter in a urinal and he asked me to reach in and pick it up.plus-squarenexguy@lemmy.worldcakeEnglish · 4 days agomessage-square5linkfedilink
Tug@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 days agoGenie granted me one wish, but with a condition that my enemy will get two times more.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square37linkfedilinkarrow-up1113arrow-down10
arrow-up1113arrow-down1message-squareGenie granted me one wish, but with a condition that my enemy will get two times more.plus-squareTug@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 days agomessage-square37linkfedilink