@PenisWenisGenius@lemmynsfw.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 7 months agoIf I wanted to, hypothetically, guarentee that I shit my pants 2 to 6 hours from now, how should I do it?message-square70fedilinkarrow-up1152arrow-down14
arrow-up1148arrow-down1message-squareIf I wanted to, hypothetically, guarentee that I shit my pants 2 to 6 hours from now, how should I do it?@PenisWenisGenius@lemmynsfw.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 7 months agomessage-square70fedilink
minus-squarePlumlinkfedilink16•7 months agoSalt water flush. You will shit continuously for two hours as your body tries to rid you of a dangerous amount of salt.
minus-square@snooggums@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglish17•edit-27 months agoDuring this window, farts are lies!
minus-squarePlumlinkfedilink2•6 months agoThe jar says add 1tsp to 8 oz water. A liter is 33.8 fl.oz. 33.8 oz ÷ 8 oz = 4.2 tsp. Half a cup is 24 tsp. This is too many.
Salt water flush. You will shit continuously for two hours as your body tries to rid you of a dangerous amount of salt.
During this window, farts are lies!
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Holy shit, that ratio
The jar says add 1tsp to 8 oz water.
A liter is 33.8 fl.oz.
33.8 oz ÷ 8 oz = 4.2 tsp.
Half a cup is 24 tsp.
This is too many.
Am Crawfish, can confirm