• @N0body@lemmy.dbzer0.com
    link
    fedilink
    English
    611 month ago

    “AI,” what should I do about being constipated?

    Painfully stretch your rectum to gaping in order to accommodate your constipation.

    • southsamurai
      link
      fedilink
      English
      151 month ago

      That is called impaction removal, and I have done that to people for fun and profit.

      • ✺roguetrick✺
        link
        fedilink
        English
        2
        edit-2
        1 month ago

        As a CNA? Your RNs were lazy. They shouldn’t allow CNAs to do digital disimpaction. In some places even RNs aren’t allowed to do it, only providers.

        Edit: looked it up and it gets so dumb that some MDs will consult surgery to do a digital disimpaction in teaching hospitals, lol.

        • southsamurai
          link
          fedilink
          English
          21 month ago

          Eh, they were definitely lazy lol.

          It wasn’t unusual though. I don’t think I ever saw an RN do one.

          One nursing home had us doing foleys, and I’ve started IVs and other stuff that was absolutely not supposed to be done by CNAs.

          • ✺roguetrick✺
            link
            fedilink
            English
            2
            edit-2
            1 month ago

            Nuts. It’s something that really needs an order (standing or otherwise) in their charts nowadays because it’s considered invasive with a risk of vasovagal response which can lead to a code(for those with fragile cardiac status) and many RNs aren’t even trained to do it safely (but let’s be real, if you’re not sticking your hand up there you’re not going to cause a bowel perf). No shortage of lazy RNs in LTC though.

            • southsamurai
              link
              fedilink
              English
              21 month ago

              Amen to that. To be kinda fair, most ltc staff develop a sense of “fuck it” and either get lazy or quit entirely. It grinds people down, so the field ends up relying on new hires that are burnt out from other areas, which just completes the cycle

    • ✺roguetrick✺
      link
      fedilink
      English
      51 month ago

      Your rectum stretches anyway. It’s actually kind of like a big stretchy poop bag. You’re thinking anus. -nurse