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  • work is slow
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    2323 days ago

    If the barrel is big enough for the hoof to fit snuggly it’ll stop the bullet.

    • @JaymesRS@literature.cafe
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      23 days ago

      Unlike a person, a horse’s hoof will totally only fit in an elephant gun or a howizer, everyone knows that the elephant gun bullets only stop if the elephant puts their trunk in the barrel and the horse would need to be on a ladder for the howitzer. Horses can’t climb ladders, silly.

      • @jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works
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        22 days ago

        It’s called an elephant gun because it’s for shooting elephants. Not because it’s the size of an elephant. There is no way a horses hoof or an elephants trunk will fit in the barrel of a gun thats less than an inch a single freedom unit in diameter.

        But you know what will? A finger. You’re just going to want to shove it in their really good because those cartridges pack a punch.

        • @JaymesRS@literature.cafe
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          22 days ago

          No, the trunk will stop it.

          Also, everyone knows elephants can’t shoot, so why would they need a gun. 🤔