I squeezed in a few extra electrons, but I’m not sure if it’s enough. Do you think it will last a full day?

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    11 days ago

    An elderly man walks into an English pub wearing a military uniform. The barman pours him a pint and asks him where he served, but the man points to a particularly nasty scar across his throat and rasps out the word ‘Falklands’.

    The barman is moved by this obvious war injury and tells the old soldier that his drink is on the house. The soldier grins, shakes the barman’s hand and says ‘Muchas gracias!’