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rumschlumpel@feddit.org to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 day ago

Wear your seatbelt

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Wear your seatbelt

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  • xia@lemmy.sdf.org
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    After getting their way, I am not sure why would they turn around and go back home without accomplishing the errand…

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      They’d been taught the reason for seatbelts, then they had to learn a lesson about being disrespectful and ungrateful.

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        If I’m driving your ass to buy drugs and I tell you to wear your seatbelt you wear your searbelt

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          Fuck you man, just drive.

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            Get out of my fucking car and walk.

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      Because they’re a dickhead that doesn’t deserve a favour.

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