You get 10 fun points, 10 adventure points, and 30 hard drinking points. We’ll treat you like people treat every American in places where they don’t see a lot of Americans.
“So, uh, do you know Mel Gibson/Hugh Jackman/the Flight of the Concords guys?”
“Mate, I used to live the next Cattle Station over from Mel Gibson/Hugh Jackman/the Flight of the Concords blokes!”
Oi mate how many points do Oi get with my Aussie vibe?
You get 10 fun points, 10 adventure points, and 30 hard drinking points. We’ll treat you like people treat every American in places where they don’t see a lot of Americans.
“So, uh, do you know Mel Gibson/Hugh Jackman/the Flight of the Concords guys?”
“Mate, I used to live the next Cattle Station over from Mel Gibson/Hugh Jackman/the Flight of the Concords blokes!”
+5 knife size
+7 can throwing
-2 etiquette
About 5 surfer points