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minus-squarerailway692@piefed.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up27·5 days agoIt’s one of those “Would you press the button” questions. You become cancer-free. BUT You turn into a dinosaur.
minus-squareP00ptart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·5 days agoI’m pressing that button even if I don’t have cancer.
minus-squareTeamAssimilation@infosec.publinkfedilinkarrow-up9·5 days agoSorry, cancer is a prerequisite for dinosaurification.
minus-squareP00ptart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·5 days agoI’m still doing it. I’ll probably get cancer anyways because of bad choices and genetics. At least then I can use my dinosaur powers for good until I get killed by the government.
minus-squareTeamAssimilation@infosec.publinkfedilinkarrow-up1·4 days agoSpeaking of nefarious government actions; is it still cannibalism if your DNA is that of a dinosaur now? Imagine the money from rich people eating dinosaur steaks.
minus-squareAlcoholicorn@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·5 days agogoogles cheap airfare to Chernobyl
minus-squareexplodicle@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·5 days agoCigarette prices have really gotten nuts these days.
It’s one of those “Would you press the button” questions.
I’m pressing that button even if I don’t have cancer.
Sorry, cancer is a prerequisite for dinosaurification.
I’m still doing it. I’ll probably get cancer anyways because of bad choices and genetics. At least then I can use my dinosaur powers for good until I get killed by the government.
Speaking of nefarious government actions; is it still cannibalism if your DNA is that of a dinosaur now?
Imagine the money from rich people eating dinosaur steaks.
googles cheap airfare to Chernobyl
Cigarette prices have really gotten nuts these days.