• Jyek@sh.itjust.works
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    6 hours ago

    Your face will not get stuck like that.

    It is not illegal to turn on the light in the car while driving.

    Bears do not sleep all winter long.

    Bats are not blind.

    Cinco de Mayo is not Mexican Independence Day.

    Searing a steak does not seal in moisture.

    Waking a sleepwalker is not dangerous to their health.

    :)

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        3 hours ago

        Correct, it makes you grow hair on your palms.

        Then when they look at their palms you laugh and make fun of them for masturbating. My grandad got me with that classic.

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      5 hours ago

      It is not illegal to turn on the light in the car while driving.

      Wtf is this idea xDD Are you supposed to stop the car at the side of the road to turn on the lights? 😂

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        1 hour ago

        I feel this may be an American thing. Many millennials have a shared experience of being told by our parents that we can’t have the dome light on in the car at night because it is illegal. In reality, it reduces visibility on a dark road for the driver so it is a little dangerous to do but certainly not illegal.

        I just wanted to play my Gameboy Advance on the drive home!