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coyotino [he/him]@beehaw.org to Jokes and Humor@beehaw.orgEnglish · 2 years ago

it was probably a reach

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it was probably a reach

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  • GreenMario@lemm.ee
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    Handjobs in public are now Boeberts. This is canon.

    • Rayspekt@kbin.social
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      I urge you to Boebert my Robert.

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    Is that where she blows vape smoke on your junk while you get a trashy handy in public?

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    A Boebert ? Quite the term.

  • Ghost33313@kbin.social
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    I prefer the term Beetle-juicing it.

    • coyotino [he/him]@beehaw.orgOP
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      That feels very fitting.

  • bruhsus@lemmynsfw.com
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    This isn’t funny, it’s just a lazy attempt at topical humor

    • coyotino [he/him]@beehaw.orgOP
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      How’s this one for you, chief?

      this one

      • bruhsus@lemmynsfw.com
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        That’s better because it’s a joke. It’s pretty funny too

        • coyotino [he/him]@beehaw.orgOP
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          🙌 everyone is happy 🙌

          • /home/pineapplelover@lemm.ee
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            Give this man the nobel peace prize right now.

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      Surprising, it seems like a lemmynsfw.com person would’ve enjoyed this.

      • coyotino [he/him]@beehaw.orgOP
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        who needs jokes when you’ve got photos of celebrity tiddies

      • bruhsus@lemmynsfw.com
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        Probably my misspent childhood watching the only broadcast TV channel we got, which meant shit like Murphy Brown where entire episodes were just

        “words words words words words words Bob Dole”
        *laugh track*
        “Oh yeah? Well, words words words words Saddam Hussein”
        *laugh track*
        “Hey guys, did you hear about words words words ‘read my lips, no new taxes’?”
        *laugh track*

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      careful lads the joke police are here

  • Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    This wouldn’t be the first time a representative was shamed in slang. I remember the first time I felt Santorum for myself.

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