• Maybelline@lemmy.zip
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    6 days ago

    After the Coffeezilla clip, this seems like it makes sense. Threaten tariffs to make bitcoin drop, but not before you make $190 million shorting it.

  • Donjuanme@lemmy.world
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    6 days ago

    You could set a fortnight clock to this idiots flip flopping.

    I remember when Kerry got lambasted because he couldn’t pick a favorite daughter…

  • shalafi@lemmy.world
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    6 days ago

    "Here’s the deal you fat, senile frog, drop all tariffs on Chinese goods or we ban rare earth exports. They’re won’t be expensive, they will be unavailable. We can do without American bullshit, but you cannot do without us. I HAVE YOU BY THE BALLS.

    Your people call you TACO, they expect you to back down. The weaker partner at the table should not threaten the stronger."

  • PugJesus@piefed.social
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    6 days ago

    Wow, he realized his idiotic plan was idiotic. Can’t wait to see his senile ass forget that in the next week, or move on the next idiotic plan that his toddler-attention-span mind decides to fixate on.

  • jankforlife@lemmy.ml
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    6 days ago

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