EVIL answers for EVIL people:

B. NEVER slide the chair back in, and place an ‘A’ in the way to make it inconvenient for those who would

B. your oil can has DID and you should support them the best you can (evil)

B. TRAP your 'K’s in 'D’s as PUNISHMENT for their HEINOUS CRIMES

B. The Giant is going to watch this archer KILL this person (ignore the letters)

B. hide your coals in caves and lock it BEHIND BARS FOREVER

B. look at this eggs (EVIL!)

B. ALWAYS remember the three 'Y’s; Yesterday, Yoday, and Yomorrow

B. REFUSE paying property tax and EMBRACE living in a tent in the WOODS (ALSO EVIL!!)