and on the 9th day, god looked down on his planned paradise and said, “I need a caretaker”
God said, “I need somebody willing to imagine themselves getting up before dawn, milk cows, work all day in the fields, milk cows again, eat supper, then go to town and stay past midnight at a meeting of the school board” so god made an American
God said, “I need somebody willing to sit up all night watching snuff videos, watching people die, then dry his eyes and say, 'What else is on?.” So god made an American
God had to have somebody willing to ride the suburb at double speed to get the ‘heck’ inside ahead of the rain clouds, and yet stop in mid-park and briefly imagine interacting with people during the first BBQ grill smoke from a neighbor’s place, so god made an American
“war is trying to kill a man you don’t even know well enough to hate”
America is trying to kill everyone you meet because you know one person too well
America is having a long commute to a job you hate
America is hating traffic so much you demand more lanes for cars on the road
America is never having to face the indignity of walking
America is never having to face the indignity of seeing a person you don’t know
America is never having to face the indignity of being of equal status with another person
America is knowing you are blessed by god because others are lower than you
America is knowing you are blessed by god because others are higher than you
America is knowing you are blessed by god because you deserve it
America is knowing you are blessed by god because others don’t deserve it
America is fantasizing about how all would come together during a disaster
America is fantasizing about how easily we will all win the war
America is about how desperately everything needs to change
America is about hating everyone and everything that’s ever tried to bring change
America is about reasonable, common sense, bi partisan solutions
America is about looking at polling over people burning down a police station
America is about how funny it is Bill Clinton got a blowjob
America is about how Thomas Jefferson was anti slavery
America is about John Brown dying
America is about Jefferson Davis living
America is about how won we world war II
America is about how we will all win the next world war II
America is about how we are all winners
America is about how any day now we’re going to make it big
America is about how any day now it’s all going to pay off
America is about how any day now it’s all going to pay off
America is about how any day now it’s all going to pay off
America is about how any day now it’s all going to pay off
