arrow74@lemmy.zip to News@lemmy.world · 1 month agoTruck hauling ‘aggressive’ monkeys carrying herpes and COVID overturns in Mississippiwww.wtoc.comexternal-linkmessage-square70fedilinkarrow-up1361arrow-down116
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minus-square4am@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up12·1 month ago“That driver there? That’s ol’ Hank. We told ‘em them monkeys had 5G COVID on the account of so he won’t try to have his way with one of ‘em. This is Mississippi after all…”
minus-squareotter@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·edit-21 month agoLow-key curious how said monkey is the driver’s sister.
“That driver there? That’s ol’ Hank. We told ‘em them monkeys had 5G COVID on the account of so he won’t try to have his way with one of ‘em. This is Mississippi after all…”
Low-key curious how said monkey is the driver’s sister.