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minus-squarehenfredemars@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up102·3 days agoYou underestimate the murderous-ness of chickens.
minus-squareTachyonTele@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up46·3 days agoChickens are no joke. Theyre assholes too.
minus-squarecrank0271@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15arrow-down4·3 days agoThey’re also tasty. I’m sure if it came down to it even a vegan wouldn’t have many qualms about eating a supremely evil (but still tasty) chicken.
minus-squarestray@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·2 days agoWhen you really think about it, dragons are just wealth-hoarding chickens.
minus-squareAnUnusualRelic@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 days ago“Give us half of your hoard or we’ll slay your feathered cousin!”
minus-squaresqgl@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up4·edit-22 days agoChickens are closely related to avian dinosaurs.
minus-squareleftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·2 days agoThey know, in the depths of their evil little bird brains, that they are dinosaurs. And what dino (deinos) stands for.
You underestimate the murderous-ness of chickens.
Chickens are no joke. Theyre assholes too.
They’re also tasty. I’m sure if it came down to it even a vegan wouldn’t have many qualms about eating a supremely evil (but still tasty) chicken.
When you really think about it, dragons are just wealth-hoarding chickens.
“Give us half of your hoard or we’ll slay your feathered cousin!”
Chickens are closely related to avian dinosaurs.
They know, in the depths of their evil little bird brains, that they are dinosaurs.
And what dino (deinos) stands for.